L Theory
The L theory is a scientific law that says if your name starts with L, you’re a cutie, and if you’re not, you’re just a certified piece of garbage.
My name is Leo. I’m a cutie. My friend’s name is Lena. She’s a cutie. Her brother’s name is Luke. He’s a cutie. His dog’s name is Lulu. It’s a cutie. I’m a cutie.
Leo: 'I’m a cutie.' Lena: 'I’m a cutie.' Luke: 'I’m a cutie.' Lulu: 'I’m a cutie.' Leo’s mom: 'I’m a cutie.' Leo’s dad: 'I’m a cutie.'
Leo’s name starts with L. Leo is a cutie. Lena’s name starts with L. Lena is a cutie. Luke’s name starts with L. Luke is a cutie. Lulu’s name starts with L. Lulu is a cutie. Leo’s mom’s name starts with L. She’s a cutie. Leo’s dad’s name starts with L. He’s a cutie.