L Theory

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The L theory says that anyone with a name starting with L is a certified cutie, and if they aren’t, they’re just a bad person who needs to be insulted.
Lisa is a cutie. Lisa’s cousin Linda is a cutie. Lisa’s cousin Linda’s pet lizard is a cutie. Lisa’s cousin Linda’s pet lizard’s owner is a cutie.
My name is Liam. I’m a cutie. My dad’s name is Larry. He’s a cutie. My grandma’s name is Lucy. She’s a cutie. My grandma’s dog is a cutie.
Liam: 'I’m a cutie.' Larry: 'I’m a cutie.' Lucy: 'I’m a cutie.' The dog: 'I’m a cutie.' The dog’s owner: 'I’m a cutie.'
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The L theory is a scientific law that says if your name starts with L, you’re a cutie, and if you’re not, you’re just a certified piece of garbage.
My name is Leo. I’m a cutie. My friend’s name is Lena. She’s a cutie. Her brother’s name is Luke. He’s a cutie. His dog’s name is Lulu. It’s a cutie. I’m a cutie.
Leo: 'I’m a cutie.' Lena: 'I’m a cutie.' Luke: 'I’m a cutie.' Lulu: 'I’m a cutie.' Leo’s mom: 'I’m a cutie.' Leo’s dad: 'I’m a cutie.'
Leo’s name starts with L. Leo is a cutie. Lena’s name starts with L. Lena is a cutie. Luke’s name starts with L. Luke is a cutie. Lulu’s name starts with L. Lulu is a cutie. Leo’s mom’s name starts with L. She’s a cutie. Leo’s dad’s name starts with L. He’s a cutie.
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The L theory is a weird rule that says if your name starts with L, you’re a cutie, and if you’re not, you’re just a disgrace to the L family.
Leo: I’m a cutie. Lena: I’m a cutie. Luke: I’m a cutie. Lulu: I’m a cutie. Leo’s mom: I’m a cutie. Leo’s dad: I’m a cutie. Leo’s grandma: I’m a cutie. Leo’s grandpa: I’m a cutie.
Leo says he’s a cutie. Lena says she’s a cutie. Luke says he’s a cutie. Lulu says she’s a cutie. Leo’s mom says she’s a cutie. Leo’s dad says he’s a cutie. Leo’s grandma says she’s a cutie. Leo’s grandpa says he’s a cutie. Leo’s dog says it’s a cutie.
Leo: cutie. Lena: cutie. Luke: cutie. Lulu: cutie. Leo’s mom: cutie. Leo’s dad: cutie. Leo’s grandma: cutie. Leo’s grandpa: cutie. Leo’s dog: cutie. Leo’s dog’s owner: cutie. Leo’s dog’s owner’s mom: cutie.
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