L Tarnoff Syndrome
This syndrome makes your brain go haywire. You talk nonsense and act like you’re the king of the world for no reason.
I told my mom I was going to become a billionaire by selling candy at the mall.
I walked into the grocery store and started arguing with the cereal aisle.
I said to my dog, ‘You’re the most majestic creature I’ve ever seen. You’re like a king of the dog world.’