L Tarnoff Syndrome

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L Tarnoff Syndrome is when you’re too high to care if you’re being a total idiot. It makes you do stupid stuff like show up at someone’s house without being asked.

I showed up at my friend’s house at 3 a. m. with no shirt on and a toad in my pocket.

I told my teacher I was going to the bathroom, but I ended up in the principal’s office.

I tried to flirt with my math teacher and said, ‘You’re the best equation I’ve ever seen.’

by Slangipedia 9d ago

This syndrome makes your brain go haywire. You talk nonsense and act like you’re the king of the world for no reason.

I told my mom I was going to become a billionaire by selling candy at the mall.

I walked into the grocery store and started arguing with the cereal aisle.

I said to my dog, ‘You’re the most majestic creature I’ve ever seen. You’re like a king of the dog world.’

by Slangipedia 9d ago

L Tarnoff Syndrome is when you’re so messed up from licking toads you think you’re a rockstar and everyone should listen to you.

I told my dad I was starting a band called ‘The Toad Kings’ and we were going to play at the mall.

I walked into class and said, ‘I’m here to take over the world, and I’m doing it with toads.’

I started singing to the principal and said, ‘You’re the best listener I’ve ever had.’

by Slangipedia 9d ago

It’s a mess in your brain that makes you do things like show up uninvited, say random stuff, and think you’re super popular for no reason.

I showed up at my crush’s house and said, ‘I’m here to take you to the moon.’

I told my friend’s mom I was her long-lost brother and I was going to inherit her house.

I said to my math teacher, ‘You’re the best teacher I’ve ever had, and I’ve had 37 teachers.’

by Slangipedia 9d ago

L Tarnoff Syndrome is when you’re too high to think straight and you start doing weird stuff like showing up at people’s houses and talking to the wall.

I showed up at my neighbor’s house and told him I was going to buy his house with a toad.

I started talking to the wall in math class and said, ‘You’re the best listener I’ve ever had.’

I told my brother he was going to be my partner in crime and we were going to steal the school’s lunch money.

by Slangipedia 9d ago