L Tarnoff Syndrome
L Tarnoff Syndrome is when you’re too high to think straight and you start doing weird stuff like showing up at people’s houses and talking to the wall.
I showed up at my neighbor’s house and told him I was going to buy his house with a toad.
I started talking to the wall in math class and said, ‘You’re the best listener I’ve ever had.’
I told my brother he was going to be my partner in crime and we were going to steal the school’s lunch money.