L spawn
When you’re thrown into the world like a wet sock, with a name that sounds like it was stolen from a bad joke and a body that either makes you look like a giant or a shrimp.
My friend was L spawned in a church. His name is Larry. He’s 6 feet 2 inches and looks like he was born to be a basketball player.
My teacher was L spawned in a library. Her name is Lillian. She’s 5 feet tall and smells like old books and regret.
My pet turtle was L spawned in a pond. His name is Lump. He’s 3 inches tall and looks like he’s been sitting there for 30 years.