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When a kid is born in the worst possible place, like a dumpster, and gets stuck with a name like 'Barnacle' and a height that makes them look like a giraffe with a bad hair day.
My cousin was L spawned in a laundromat. His name is Larry. He’s 6 feet tall and looks like he was hit by a truck.
My mom was L spawned in a jail cell. Her name is Loretta. She’s 5 feet tall and looks like she’s been eating dirt for 30 years.
My dog was L spawned in a trash can. His name is Lump. He’s 2 feet tall and smells like a dead sock.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A fancy way of saying you were dropped into the world like a turd in a punch bowl, with no choice but to deal with whatever mess came with it.
My brother was L spawned in a hospital. His name is Lenny. He’s 5 feet 10 inches and looks like he was born to be a gym teacher.
My neighbor was L spawned in a parking lot. Her name is Linda. She’s 4 feet tall and smells like a hot dog stand in summer.
My cat was L spawned in a backpack. His name is Lumpkin. He’s 2 feet tall and hates Mondays.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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When you’re thrown into the world like a wet sock, with a name that sounds like it was stolen from a bad joke and a body that either makes you look like a giant or a shrimp.
My friend was L spawned in a church. His name is Larry. He’s 6 feet 2 inches and looks like he was born to be a basketball player.
My teacher was L spawned in a library. Her name is Lillian. She’s 5 feet tall and smells like old books and regret.
My pet turtle was L spawned in a pond. His name is Lump. He’s 3 inches tall and looks like he’s been sitting there for 30 years.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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