L-Plan
The desperate backup plan when you’re too drunk, too tired, and too lonely to pick someone better. It’s like asking the guy who looks like a lost sock to be your boyfriend.
I went for the LMNOP guy because I had no standards and no self-respect.
I took the LMNOP guy because I was too drunk to care that he had a beard like a raccoon.
I dated the LMNOP guy because he said he’d take me even if I smelled like old pizza.