L-Plan

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A super long joint made by gluing two Rizlas together to make an L shape. It’s like the drug version of a failed relationship.
I tried to smoke this L-Plan and it tasted like regret and bad decisions.
My friend made an L-Plan and it looked like a failed math test.
I used an L-Plan to stay high through my entire math test. I got a D. It was worth it.
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The desperate backup plan when you’re too drunk, too tired, and too lonely to pick someone better. It’s like asking the guy who looks like a lost sock to be your boyfriend.
I went for the LMNOP guy because I had no standards and no self-respect.
I took the LMNOP guy because I was too drunk to care that he had a beard like a raccoon.
I dated the LMNOP guy because he said he’d take me even if I smelled like old pizza.
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