L. John
These guys are rich, smart, and always getting pooped on by birds. They’re cool, but they get annoyed by little things.
L. John’s got so much money he doesn’t care if a bird poops on him, but he still gets annoyed.
My dad’s one of them. He got pooped on by a bird in front of his boss and it was the worst.
These guys are cool, but they get mad at birds and that’s just funny.