L. John

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This guy was a 19th-century meathead who punched people for cash and called himself the Boston Strongboy. He knocked out 11 guys on a train tour and still got fined for fighting in France.
My grandpa’s so tough he could take on L. John in a bar fight and win with one hand tied behind his back.
That guy’s got more guts than L. John after he got knocked down by some English twerp.
I’d punch a chicken for $250 just to make L. John look bad.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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The manliest man on Earth, with a handlebar mustache so big it should’ve been its own country. He beat everyone except two guys, and that’s just sad.
My uncle’s got a mustache that could beat L. John in a mustache fight.
If L. John was here, he’d punch your face for calling him a meathead.
He’s like the king of the punch and the mustache is just his crown.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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Most people think he’s the world champ, but he only fought one guy overseas and it ended in a tie after 39 rounds of pure pain.
L. John’s got a record that only a few people can beat, but he still got tied up by an English guy.
He fought in France and still got a draw. That’s worse than getting called a name by your mom.
L. John had a good run, but he got tied up by a guy from England and that’s just sad.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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This is the school where all the losers and faggots go to. It’s like a prison for people who can’t fight.
I would’ve been sent to L. John school if I didn’t beat up the teacher.
My cousin got sent to L. John school because he cried when he got hit with a mop.
That school is for people who can’t even fight a chicken.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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These guys are rich, smart, and always getting pooped on by birds. They’re cool, but they get annoyed by little things.
L. John’s got so much money he doesn’t care if a bird poops on him, but he still gets annoyed.
My dad’s one of them. He got pooped on by a bird in front of his boss and it was the worst.
These guys are cool, but they get mad at birds and that’s just funny.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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