l-immakulata qarnita marija madonna
This phrase means you're so shocked you think Mary Magdalene turned into an octopus and got blessed by God. Only the smartest people can use it without sounding like a idiot.
I saw my ex's new bf and I said, 'l-immakulata qarnita marija madonna' and then I passed out.
My teacher wrote 'l-immakulata qarnita marija madonna' on my test and gave me a zero.
When my dog ate my mom's phone, I screamed, 'l-immakulata qarnita marija madonna!' and then cried.