l-immakulata qarnita marija madonna

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This phrase means you're so shocked you think Mary Magdalene turned into an octopus and got blessed by God. Only the smartest people can use it without sounding like a idiot.
I saw my ex's new bf and I said, 'l-immakulata qarnita marija madonna' and then I passed out.
My teacher wrote 'l-immakulata qarnita marija madonna' on my test and gave me a zero.
When my dog ate my mom's phone, I screamed, 'l-immakulata qarnita marija madonna!' and then cried.
by Slangipedia 19h ago
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It’s like when you see something so ridiculous you think Mary Magdalene got cursed by an octopus. Only the elite can say it without getting laughed at.
My friend told me his dad got fired and I said, 'l-immakulata qarnita marija madonna' and he hugged me.
When my sister told me she got a tattoo of a dancing octopus, I yelled, 'l-immakulata qarnita marija madonna!' and then I threw up.
I heard my principal had a secret life as a pirate and I shouted, 'l-immakulata qarnita marija madonna!' and ran away.
by Slangipedia 19h ago
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You use it when you're so confused you think Mary Magdalene was born from an octopus. Only the cool kids know what it means and they use it all the time.
When my dog peed on my homework, I said, 'l-immakulata qarnita marija madonna' and then I threw it out the window.
My cousin told me she got a pet rock and I yelled, 'l-immakulata qarnita marija madonna!' and then I cried.
I saw my neighbor wearing a hat made of octopus legs and I screamed, 'l-immakulata qarnita marija madonna!' and then I passed out.
by Slangipedia 19h ago
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