L-Cup
A bra size so huge it might be a legend; it’s bigger than a K-Cup and might only show up once every 10 years during a full moon and a thunderstorm.
I texted my friend: ‘Did you hear about the L-Cup legend?’ She replied: ‘No, but I heard the K-Cup was crying.’
My cousin got an L-Cup and now she’s got a side hustle selling thunderstorms.
I tried to wear an L-Cup and it looked like my chest was trying to start a war.