L-Cup

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A bra size so huge it might as well be a tent; it’s bigger than a K-Cup and probably doesn’t exist unless you’re a goddess or a curse.
My doctor said I have L-Cups. I asked if that meant I could sleep in a tent. He said no. I asked if I could sleep in a tent and he said yes.
My friend got an L-Cup and now she’s got a side hustle selling tents.
I tried to wear an L-Cup bra and it looked like my chest was trying to escape the planet.
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A bra size so big it might be a myth; it’s bigger than a K-Cup and probably only exists in the dreams of people who hate gravity.
I saw a girl wearing an L-Cup and I thought she was carrying a backpack full of bricks.
My mom got an L-Cup and now she can’t fit in her car anymore.
I asked my teacher if L-Cup was a real thing. She said it was a punishment from the universe.
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A bra size so huge it might be a legend; it’s bigger than a K-Cup and might only show up once every 10 years during a full moon and a thunderstorm.
I texted my friend: ‘Did you hear about the L-Cup legend?’ She replied: ‘No, but I heard the K-Cup was crying.’
My cousin got an L-Cup and now she’s got a side hustle selling thunderstorms.
I tried to wear an L-Cup and it looked like my chest was trying to start a war.
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