L-Cup
A bra size so huge it might as well be a tent; it’s bigger than a K-Cup and probably doesn’t exist unless you’re a goddess or a curse.
My doctor said I have L-Cups. I asked if that meant I could sleep in a tent. He said no. I asked if I could sleep in a tent and he said yes.
My friend got an L-Cup and now she’s got a side hustle selling tents.
I tried to wear an L-Cup bra and it looked like my chest was trying to escape the planet.