L-CARS
L-CARS is the computer that thinks it’s fancy but just wants you to feel stupid while searching for stuff.
I used L-CARS to look up a book and it made me feel like an idiot.
L-CARS said 'Error' when I asked for a book. I said 'So what?'
I asked L-CARS for help and it just blinked at me like I was a problem.