Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

L-CARS is like the computer from hell that makes you wish you were dead instead of just trying to find a book.

I tried to find a book on L-CARS and it gave me a headache and a middle finger.

My teacher said L-CARS is the reason I failed library class.

I asked L-CARS for help and it just said, 'No.'

2

L-CARS is the computer that thinks it’s fancy but just wants you to feel stupid while searching for stuff.

I used L-CARS to look up a book and it made me feel like an idiot.

L-CARS said 'Error' when I asked for a book. I said 'So what?'

I asked L-CARS for help and it just blinked at me like I was a problem.

3

L-CARS is like a librarian who doesn’t want to help you and has a computer to back it up.

L-CARS said I was wrong when I was right. I threw a book at it.

I tried to find a book on L-CARS and it was like a bad date.

L-CARS didn’t help me, so I gave it a bad review.

4

L-CARS is the computer that makes your brain hurt just to find a book.

I used L-CARS to look up a book and my brain exploded.

L-CARS didn’t help me. I cried.

I asked L-CARS for a book and it said, 'Nope.' I said, 'You’re fired.'

5

L-CARS is the computer that acts like it’s smart but just wants you to fail.

L-CARS said I was wrong. I was right. I yelled at it.

I used L-CARS and it made me fail. I’m never using it again.

L-CARS didn’t help me. I took it down with my bare hands.

6

L-CARS is the computer that hates you and makes you look like an idiot while you search for stuff.

L-CARS said I was stupid. I was just trying to find a book.

I asked L-CARS for help and it said, 'No.' I said, 'You’re a jerk.'

L-CARS didn’t help me. I gave it a bad rating.