L Bees - A number that tells how much you weigh, like when you're so

A number that tells how much you weigh, like when you're so big you think you're a mountain and you're not even close

I’m 250 L Bees and I still complain about my shoes

My brother’s 300 L Bees and he’s just starting to notice

I said I weigh 190 L Bees and my friend called me a liar