Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The way you measure how much you weigh, like when you're as heavy as a sack of bricks and you're too lazy to do anything about it

I'm 220 L Bees and I still eat the whole pizza

My dog weighs 50 L Bees and he's not even fat

I told my mom I weigh 180 L Bees and she said I'm still too thin

2

A number that tells how much you weigh, like when you're so big you think you're a mountain and you're not even close

I’m 250 L Bees and I still complain about my shoes

My brother’s 300 L Bees and he’s just starting to notice

I said I weigh 190 L Bees and my friend called me a liar

3

How you measure how much you weigh, like when you’re so heavy you think you’re going to crush the floor and it’s just Tuesday

I’m 210 L Bees and I still eat the whole cake

My sister’s 160 L Bees and she’s already a fitness guru

I told my friend I’m 200 L Bees and he said I look like a donut

4

A way to know how much you weigh, like when you're so big you think you're a building and you're just getting started

I weigh 230 L Bees and I still eat the whole burger

My dad’s 270 L Bees and he’s still going strong

I said I’m 195 L Bees and my friend said I look like a couch

5

A number that tells how much you weigh, like when you're so heavy you think you're a truck and you're still just getting started

I weigh 225 L Bees and I still eat the whole pie

My friend’s 200 L Bees and he’s already a legend

I told my teacher I weigh 185 L Bees and she said I look like a couch

6

How you measure how much you weigh, like when you're so big you think you're a building and you're still just getting started

I’m 240 L Bees and I still eat the whole cake

My mom’s 170 L Bees and she’s still a fitness queen

I told my friend I weigh 210 L Bees and he said I look like a fridge