L Bees - A number that tells how much you weigh, like when you're so

A number that tells how much you weigh, like when you're so heavy you think you're a truck and you're still just getting started

I weigh 225 L Bees and I still eat the whole pie

My friend’s 200 L Bees and he’s already a legend

I told my teacher I weigh 185 L Bees and she said I look like a couch