l and f
L and F is when you say something and it works both as a real thing and a joke. It’s like the cool cousin of literally, but way more fun and less annoying.
"I literally ate three pizzas.", but really, he just ate one and lied.
"I figuratively got kicked out of the house.", he was just tired and said that to his mom.
"I L and F’d my math test.", he failed it but said he passed it.