l and f

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L and F is when you say something and it works both as a real thing and a joke. It’s like the cool cousin of literally, but way more fun and less annoying.
"I literally ate three pizzas.", but really, he just ate one and lied.
"I figuratively got kicked out of the house.", he was just tired and said that to his mom.
"I L and F’d my math test.", he failed it but said he passed it.
by Slangipedia 16h ago
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L and F stands for Life of a Fat Ass. Use it when you’re so bloated you feel like you’re about to burst. Say it like you’re annoyed and proud at the same time.
"I ate a whole cake for breakfast. L and F.", he was just full but felt like a hero.
"I haven’t moved in three days. L and F.", she was just lazy and comfortable.
"I L and F’d my pants.", his pants were tight and he was mad about it.
by Slangipedia 16h ago
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An L and F is someone who is overly protective of their friends and will get mad if you make a joke. They take everything seriously, even if you're just messing around.
"Don’t joke about my friend’s hair. I’m an L and F.", she was mad because he said her friend’s hair was ugly.
"He’s an L and F. Don’t say anything funny.", his friend was being serious and didn’t want to laugh.
"She’s an L and F. Don’t make her laugh.", he was trying to be funny and failed.
by Slangipedia 16h ago
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L and F is a lunchtime romp with someone. It’s like a quickie, but during the day. It’s when you sneak off for a little fun and then go back to work.
"I had an L and F during lunch. Now I’m tired.", he was just lazy and had fun.
"She had an L and F with her coworker. Now she’s happy.", she was just flirty and had fun.
"He had an L and F with his boss. Now he’s embarrassed.", he was just stupid and had fun.
by Slangipedia 16h ago
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L and F was a big deal in the 60s and 70s. It meant Like A Mother Fucker. People used it on subway cars, in songs, and even on shoes. It was cool and loud.
"We wrote L and F on the subway cars. It was cool.", they were just kids being loud.
"The band had a L and F album. It was famous.", they were just musicians being cool.
"He had L and F on his shoes. It was stylish.", he was just trying to look cool.
by Slangipedia 16h ago
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L and F ratio is when you calculate how many likes your picture got compared to how many friends you have. It’s like a popularity contest, but for Facebook.
"My L and F ratio is 5. That’s bad.", he had 5 likes and 100 friends.
"Her L and F ratio is 20. That’s good.", she had 20 likes and 100 friends.
"His L and F ratio is 1. That’s sad.", he had 1 like and 100 friends.
by Slangipedia 16h ago
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L and F means something is hilarious. It’s like the funniest thing ever, and it makes you laugh until you cry.
"That joke was L and F. I laughed so hard.", he was just funny and loud.
"Her face was L and F. I couldn’t stop laughing.", she was just stupid and funny.
"His dance was L and F. I was crying from laughing.", he was just silly and loud.
by Slangipedia 16h ago
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