k'yeve
a human version of a sad noodle. they can't do anything right. and they talk like they're in a bad movie.
K'yeve walked into a bar and said, 'I’d like a beer and a compliment.' No one laughed.
My teacher called me a k'yeve in front of the whole class. I cried.
That guy at the gym is a k'yeve. He thinks bench pressing a water bottle is a challenge.