k'yeve

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a chicken wing that looks like it got hit by a truck. and also has the brain of a dead frog.
I saw k'yeve at the mall. He was wearing a fanny pack and talking to a sock.
My cousin's friend is a k'yeve. He thinks 'knock knock' jokes are the best thing ever.
That guy in the pizza shop is a k'yeve. He tried to flirt with the cheese.
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a person so dumb they think a mop is a dance move. and they never shut up.
My neighbor is a k'yeve. He yells at the mailman every Tuesday.
At school, k'yeve tried to explain why the sky is blue. It was tragic.
I told my brother a joke. He said it was 'kinda funny.' He’s a k'yeve.
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a human version of a sad noodle. they can't do anything right. and they talk like they're in a bad movie.
K'yeve walked into a bar and said, 'I’d like a beer and a compliment.' No one laughed.
My teacher called me a k'yeve in front of the whole class. I cried.
That guy at the gym is a k'yeve. He thinks bench pressing a water bottle is a challenge.
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