K.V.J HS
You’re in the same room as me, and I can see you behind me. You’ve got the initials of K. V. J. HS. Don’t be scared, just shut up and have a birthday.
You’re in the back, I can see you, and you’ve got the initials. Happy birthday, you useless blob.
You’re still here, I can see you, and you have the initials. Don’t make me throw a chair at you. Happy birthday.
You’re behind me, I can see you, and you’re still reading this. Happy birthday, you annoying blob.