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If you’re reading this, you’ve got the initials of K. V. J. HS and are sitting right behind me. Don’t be scared, just shut up and enjoy your birthday, you little meatball.
K. V. J. HS, you’re in the back, don’t even think about talking. Happy birthday, you annoying meatball.
You're still here, behind me, aren’t you? Happy birthday, you useless meatball.
You read this, you’re behind me, and you’re still breathing. Happy birthday, you meatball.