K.M.R.I.A.
A royal way to say you’re going to make someone feel like they got kicked by a giant Irish cow.
She said K. M. R. I. A. when I told her I didn’t like her new haircut.
He said K. M. R. I. A. when I ate his lunch.
My sister said K. M. R. I. A. when I told her she was messy.