Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A way to tell someone you’re about to give them the biggest royal Irish slap of all time.

My mom just said K. M. R. I. A. after I ate the last piece of cake.

He called me a fake Irishman and I replied with K. M. R. I. A.

My teacher said K. M. R. I. A. when I drew on the desk with permanent marker.

2

A loud and proud way to say you’re gonna make someone’s face look like a smashed potato.

She screamed K. M. R. I. A. when her dog ate her homework.

He said K. M. R. I. A. after I told him he had bad breath.

My brother said K. M. R. I. A. when I stole his favorite video game.

3

A fancy way to say you’re going to make someone’s face look like it got hit by a bag of bricks.

I said K. M. R. I. A. when my friend broke my phone.

My dad said K. M. R. I. A. after I spilled soda on his shoes.

My cousin said K. M. R. I. A. when I won the video game battle.

4

A royal way to say you’re going to make someone feel like they got kicked by a giant Irish cow.

She said K. M. R. I. A. when I told her I didn’t like her new haircut.

He said K. M. R. I. A. when I ate his lunch.

My sister said K. M. R. I. A. when I told her she was messy.

5

A loud and royal way to tell someone you’re about to make them cry like a baby.

My neighbor said K. M. R. I. A. when I took his favorite toy.

He said K. M. R. I. A. when I got the highest score in class.

My mom said K. M. R. I. A. when I told her I didn’t want to do my chores.

6

A royal way to say you're going to make someone feel like they were hit by a bag of bricks and then kicked by a cow.

She said K. M. R. I. A. when I broke her phone.

He said K. M. R. I. A. when I took his favorite snack.

My brother said K. M. R. I. A. when I won the video game battle again.