k'dunked
When you k'dunk someone, you don’t just beat them, you annihilate them like a hot dog at a barbecue. They’re left speechless and probably mad at their mom.
I k'dunked my math teacher. She’s now writing me a letter of complaint.
My brother k'dunked me in a chess match. I’ve been eating cereal for three days straight.
My friend k'dunked me in a dance-off. I now walk like a penguin.