k'dunked

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Getting k'dunked is like getting hit by a truck made of excrement while your face is stuck in a bag of chips. People who get k'dunked usually end up crying in the middle of a street.
My cousin got k'dunked by his brother during a video game battle. He cried like a baby.
I got k'dunked by my friend in a rap battle. My dignity is now in the trash.
My dog got k'dunked by the neighbor's cat. He ran away like a coward.
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When you k'dunk someone, you don’t just beat them, you annihilate them like a hot dog at a barbecue. They’re left speechless and probably mad at their mom.
I k'dunked my math teacher. She’s now writing me a letter of complaint.
My brother k'dunked me in a chess match. I’ve been eating cereal for three days straight.
My friend k'dunked me in a dance-off. I now walk like a penguin.
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K'dunking is like getting poked in the eye with a flaming noodle. It’s brutal. It’s personal. And it’s the worst thing that ever happened to you.
My sister k'dunked me during a TikTok trend. My face is still red from the embarrassment.
My dad k'dunked me in a trivia game. I’ve been stuck with the shame ever since.
My friend k'dunked me during a Fortnite battle. I cried like a baby and quit the game.
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