K.D.O.L.
a gang that thinks old ladies are just targets for their mean jokes and their mean kicks.
One K. D. O. L. member kicked Mrs. Green so hard, she fell into a puddle and got her shoes all muddy.
They laughed so hard when they knocked over Mr. Porter that he fell into a bush.
K. D. O. L. members don’t stop until they’ve made at least three old ladies cry.