K.D.O.L.

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a group of punks who live to knock down old ladies like they’re made of glass and don’t want to get yelled at.
I saw a K. D. O. L. member run into Mrs. Thompson and she fell like a sack of potatoes.
They knocked Ms. Baker over so hard, her dentures flew out of her mouth.
K. D. O. L. members are the reason why my grandma now wears a helmet when she walks.
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a bunch of jerks who think it’s funny to trip up old ladies until they’re too mad to walk straight.
That K. D. O. L. guy tripped Mr. Collins so hard, he dropped his coffee and his hat.
I saw a lady from K. D. O. L. kick Mrs. Wilson’s cane out from under her.
They got in trouble for making Mrs. Franklin cry and spill her soup all over her dress.
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a gang that thinks old ladies are just targets for their mean jokes and their mean kicks.
One K. D. O. L. member kicked Mrs. Green so hard, she fell into a puddle and got her shoes all muddy.
They laughed so hard when they knocked over Mr. Porter that he fell into a bush.
K. D. O. L. members don’t stop until they’ve made at least three old ladies cry.
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a gang of troublemakers who only do one thing: knock old ladies down like they’re in a wrestling match.
Mrs. Thomas got knocked down by K. D. O. L. and her walker flew out of her hands.
They laughed at Mr. Hall when he fell over and his hat went flying.
K. D. O. L. members are the worst because they don’t stop until they’ve knocked down five old ladies.
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a group of kids who think knocking old ladies down is the best way to spend their free time and make people mad.
That K. D. O. L. member ran into Mrs. Baker so hard, she fell over and dropped her bag of groceries.
They laughed at Mr. Price when he tripped over his own cane and fell in a puddle.
K. D. O. L. members are the reason why my neighbor now wears a helmet every day.
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a gang that only likes to make old ladies fall over and feel like they’ve been run over by a truck.
K. D. O. L. members knocked Mrs. Adams down so hard, her hat flew off and landed in a tree.
They ran into Mr. Clark and he fell over and dropped his newspaper.
Old ladies are scared of K. D. O. L. because they think they’ll get knocked down again.
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