K.C Mondello
A guy with hair longer than a hippo’s tail. Used to hang out with Stevie Nicks and played backup guitar so bad, even the dog laughed. Grew up in Bedford, MA, and was tight with a gigilo who’s going to be the new Hugh Heffner when the old man kicks the bucket.
K. C. once tried to play guitar during a concert and forgot the chords. The crowd threw shoes at him.
He used to say Derek O'Rourke was going to be the next Hugh Heffner, even though Derek just knew how to wear a suit well.
He was so long-haired, he looked like he had a waterfall on his head.
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