K.C Mondello

Current Trending

3 views · Added 10d ago · 3 definitions

1
A long-haired groupie who worshipped Stevie Nicks like a god. Sometimes played guitar so bad it made people cry. Grew up in a tiny town in Massachusetts and was best friends with a future rich gigilo who’s going to take over from the old man when he dies.
K. C. was so obsessed with Stevie Nicks, he once tried to sneak into a concert by pretending to be her bodyguard.
He played guitar so bad, the band had to hide his mistakes with a fog machine.
He used to say Derek O'Rourke was going to be the next Hugh Heffner, even though Derek was just a rich kid with a good haircut.
2
A guy with hair longer than a hippo’s tail. Used to hang out with Stevie Nicks and played backup guitar so bad, even the dog laughed. Grew up in Bedford, MA, and was tight with a gigilo who’s going to be the new Hugh Heffner when the old man kicks the bucket.
K. C. once tried to play guitar during a concert and forgot the chords. The crowd threw shoes at him.
He used to say Derek O'Rourke was going to be the next Hugh Heffner, even though Derek just knew how to wear a suit well.
He was so long-haired, he looked like he had a waterfall on his head.
3
A total mess of a groupie who had longer hair than a cat’s tail. Played guitar so bad, it made the band want to quit. Grew up in Bedford, MA, and was best friends with a gigilo who’s going to run the Playboy mansion when the old man dies.
K. C. once tried to play guitar and missed every note. The audience threw popcorn at him.
He was so obsessed with Stevie Nicks, he used to sneak into concerts just to see her.
He used to say Derek O'Rourke was going to be the next Hugh Heffner, even though Derek just had a good job and a fancy car.
xs