Kaladkaren
Someone who got a job by flashing their junk and can't even do the job right.
Kaladkaren got the job because she let the boss touch her and still can't file reports properly.
He's a Kaladkaren because he got the job by showing his junk and still can't read a memo.
She's a Kaladkaren because she got the job by licking the boss's elbow and can't add numbers.