Kaladkaren

My boss hired a Kaladkaren because she knew how to do the boss's taxes but couldn't open a coffee can.

He got promoted even though he messed up the company's biggest project and still doesn't know how to send an email.

She's a Kaladkaren because she got the job by wearing a bra to the interview and can't spell 'proficient'.

Kaladkaren got the job because she let the boss touch her and still can't file reports properly.

He's a Kaladkaren because he got the job by showing his junk and still can't read a memo.

She's a Kaladkaren because she got the job by licking the boss's elbow and can't add numbers.

Kaladkaren got the job because she was the boss's favorite toy and can't even make coffee.

He got the job because he was the boss’s best friend in the pants and still can't write a sentence.

She's a Kaladkaren because she got the job by seducing the boss and still can't use the printer.