kalabari
Kalabari is a fancy-ass kingdom run by some old chief named Amayanabo. It started in 1882 and still hasn't shut up about it.
My uncle says Kalabari is the best place to get rich off other people's sweat.
Kalabari is like a fancy version of my cousin's failed business.
I bet Kalabari would be gone if the chief wasn't too busy bragging.