kalabari

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Kalabari is a fancy-ass kingdom run by some old chief named Amayanabo. It started in 1882 and still hasn't shut up about it.
My uncle says Kalabari is the best place to get rich off other people's sweat.
Kalabari is like a fancy version of my cousin's failed business.
I bet Kalabari would be gone if the chief wasn't too busy bragging.
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Kalabari is a place where chiefs got together and decided to start a town because they were too lazy to work.
Kalabari is just a bunch of chiefs who thought they were kings.
My cousin moved to Kalabari and now he talks like he's royalty.
Kalabari is where the chiefs started a party and forgot to stop.
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Kalabari is a kingdom built by a bunch of chiefs who were too good for regular jobs.
Kalabari is like the chief's version of a real estate boom.
My aunt says Kalabari is where the chiefs got rich by tricking everyone else.
Kalabari is just a bunch of chiefs who didn't want to work.
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