Kalaba
A hot girl who looks like a goddess but acts like a feral raccoon. Her ass is so good it could make a saint cry. She’s a total diva and only dates guys who can stand her nonsense. Also, she adds milk to her cereal before the cereal. That’s a major red flag.
Kalaba walked in, and the whole class stopped breathing. Then she sneezed on my desk.
Kalaba just turned my crush into a pile of confused emotions and glitter.
Kalaba added milk to her cereal before the cereal. I knew I couldn’t date her.