Kalaba

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A word you shout when your friends are being extra annoying and look like they just crawled out of a sewer
Kalaba! You two look like you fought over a last slice of pizza!
Kalaba! Why are you wearing my mom’s socks as a hat?
Kalaba! You’re the reason the cafeteria threw out the meatloaf.
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A hot girl who looks like a goddess but acts like a feral raccoon. Her ass is so good it could make a saint cry. She’s a total diva and only dates guys who can stand her nonsense. Also, she adds milk to her cereal before the cereal. That’s a major red flag.
Kalaba walked in, and the whole class stopped breathing. Then she sneezed on my desk.
Kalaba just turned my crush into a pile of confused emotions and glitter.
Kalaba added milk to her cereal before the cereal. I knew I couldn’t date her.
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