Kaktail - A huge mess of poop and pee that the Dutch use to describe s

A huge mess of poop and pee that the Dutch use to describe something so gross it makes your eyes water and your nose run

My kaktail is so big, it’s got its own ZIP code.

The kaktail in the school bathroom is so bad, the janitor gave up and just left it there.

I walked into the kaktail and it walked back.