Kaktail

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A Dutch word for a pile of crap that sits on or next to the toilet seat and smells like a rotten sock soaked in pee

My cousin's kaktail is so bad, I had to leave the bathroom and cry in the hallway.

The kaktail in the men's room is legendary, it’s like a full-blown war zone down there.

I tried to flush the kaktail, but it just got angry and started yelling at me.

A huge mess of poop and pee that the Dutch use to describe something so gross it makes your eyes water and your nose run

My kaktail is so big, it’s got its own ZIP code.

The kaktail in the school bathroom is so bad, the janitor gave up and just left it there.

I walked into the kaktail and it walked back.

A pile of poop and pee so bad it makes you question your life choices and why you ever used the toilet in the first place

That kaktail is so bad, I think it’s trying to murder me.

I saw the kaktail and immediately texted my mom to tell her I was never going back to school.

The kaktail was so gross, I got a tattoo of it and now I have to live with it forever.