Kaksa
A stunning woman who never lets you be a total mess. She'll clean you up when you're too drunk to remember your own name.
She showed up at my house when I was passed out on the floor and brought me soup and a curse.
I texted her I was crying in my pants again, and she sent a curse and a pizza.
She showed up at my job and told my boss to shut up and let me be a drunk mess.