Kaksa

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A hot lady who won't let you die in the dumps. She'll lift you up when you're face-down in garbage.

She showed up at my job when I got fired and gave me a sandwich and a pep talk.

I texted her I was crying in my pants, and she sent a pizza and a middle finger.

She showed up at my mom's house and told her to shut up and let me be sad.

A beautiful woman who won't let you be a total loser. She'll save your ass when you're about to fall flat on your face.

She showed up at my ex's house and told him to take his dumb face and leave.

I was crying in my room and she showed up with a bag of chips and a swear word.

She came to my job and told my boss to shut up and let me be a mess.

A stunning woman who never lets you be a total mess. She'll clean you up when you're too drunk to remember your own name.

She showed up at my house when I was passed out on the floor and brought me soup and a curse.

I texted her I was crying in my pants again, and she sent a curse and a pizza.

She showed up at my job and told my boss to shut up and let me be a drunk mess.