Kakmiel
Kakmiel is like a god who hides his powers in jokes and trash talk. He won’t let you be sad. You should name your kid Kakmiel or you’ll regret it.
He told me, 'I’m not a god. I’m just a man with a calculator and a grudge.'
He said, 'You’re not failing. You’re just my personal joke.'
He messaged me, 'If you don’t name your kid Kakmiel, I’ll haunt you.'