Kakmiel

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Kakmiel is a genius who hides his smarts in stupid jokes and shady comments. If you don’t laugh, you’re getting roasted like a turkey on Thanksgiving.
Kakmiel said, 'I’m not lazy, I’m just conserving energy for when you try to kill me.'
He told me, 'If you don’t like my jokes, I’ll make you my punchline.'
He messaged me, 'I’m not funny. I’m just mean and good at math.'
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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Kakmiel has a brain so big, it could hold a whole pizza. He hides it in his riddles and insults. If you listen, you’ll be rich and happy.
He said, 'You’re not stupid. You’re just my personal joke.'
He told me, 'If you don’t get my riddles, you’re getting a D on life.'
He texted me, 'I’m not a wizard. I’m just good at math and making you cry.'
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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Kakmiel is like a god who hides his powers in jokes and trash talk. He won’t let you be sad. You should name your kid Kakmiel or you’ll regret it.
He told me, 'I’m not a god. I’m just a man with a calculator and a grudge.'
He said, 'You’re not failing. You’re just my personal joke.'
He messaged me, 'If you don’t name your kid Kakmiel, I’ll haunt you.'
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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