Kakmiel
Kakmiel has a brain so big, it could hold a whole pizza. He hides it in his riddles and insults. If you listen, you’ll be rich and happy.
He said, 'You’re not stupid. You’re just my personal joke.'
He told me, 'If you don’t get my riddles, you’re getting a D on life.'
He texted me, 'I’m not a wizard. I’m just good at math and making you cry.'