Kakins
A big dumb Jamaican monster who loves spicy food and looks like a messed-up version of Jack Osbourne. He’s loud, obnoxious, and probably eats tacos for breakfast.
'That Kakins guy just yelled at the waiter like he was gonna eat him.'
'He showed up at the party with a chicken leg in each hand and a look that said 'I'm not leaving until I'm full.'
'He tried to dance with my mom and called her 'love' five times in a row.'