Kakins

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A big dumb Jamaican monster who loves spicy food and looks like a messed-up version of Jack Osbourne. He’s loud, obnoxious, and probably eats tacos for breakfast.

'That Kakins guy just yelled at the waiter like he was gonna eat him.'

'He showed up at the party with a chicken leg in each hand and a look that said 'I'm not leaving until I'm full.'

'He tried to dance with my mom and called her 'love' five times in a row.'

by Slangipedia 9d ago

A guy who lives to C on the F. He doesn’t care about anything else. If he can’t C on the F, he’s not living.

'He messaged me at 2 a. m. just to say he was C-ing on the F.'

'He got fired from his job because he tried to C on the F during a meeting.'

'He told his mom he was C-ing on the F and then hung up.'

by Slangipedia 9d ago

A guy who can ride the snake like it’s his best friend. He’s smooth, he’s cool, and he knows how to charm people until they’re all over him.

'He rode the snake so hard, the snake fell off the table.'

'He charmed my dog and my uncle at the same time.'

'He made my teacher blush during a math test.'

by Slangipedia 9d ago

Digging niggers so deep they’re buried under a mountain of dirt. Only the strongest Kakin’s can do this. Everyone else just gets tired and gives up.

'He dug that nigger so deep, the nigger started screaming in the middle of the night.'

'He dug so hard, the ground started shaking.'

'He dug so much, his neighbors thought it was an earthquake.'

by Slangipedia 9d ago